Don’t mistake meek for weak
or mistake silent for quiet
or mistake my intent for luck
Cuz, I’ll give a whole new meaning
to the term mindfuck
and I’m just gettin’ warmed up
ask La Columbiana Guapa, without any drama
or those black cats I’ll call ’em two goats
then ask Cuddles what she knows
Ya, I’ll drop the “tiger” if you want it
It hogs a lot of material, that 36 grit
And about that photo the rock was in
you’re right, Ms. Wife, without the knife, they could’ve been twins
you’ll be findin’ that with the Queen of Diamonds
There’s a dime, a King, the Jack of Hearts and me
I’m Big A, and you’ll see we’re rollin’ that BDE
And cousin, now that you know it’s true
Do ya think the world is ready for 1-oh-2?
For everyone that screams about proof
Ladies, just sing about the Groove
if that’s not enough for you fools
Ms. Goings you didn’t get played
just tell Bert that’s what he gets for drinking the kool-aid
if you wanna call me out, don’t give it much thought
if you wanna call me out, call me Prof
Remember, not everyone who stumbles and falls
are forever lost
If that’s too much or too funky
Pronounce it with an Umpty
And if you wanna know who I am and what I’ll be,
C’mon y’all, say it with me
because with great power, there must always be
Great responsibility
and a fuckin’ Jedi Knight like me.
My Father loved my mother dearly
cautiously showing us how to live fearlessly
and the daily livin’
of my mother’s vision
a promised life together, a Family
My brother was my mother’s first Greatest Love
her first taste of being a mother
he was and is a trailblazer
A great but reluctant leader
She always said she re-raised her big brother
My sister was my mother’s Pride
a little Queen with a big fire inside
she would be so proud to see
she raised the woman she wanted to be
A great mother who will fight or die by your side
I was my mother’s Hope, her Little Prince yet to be
despite the hurt, what I learned, changed that, see
Her hoped-for future
Imperfectly sutured
Now, there’s something else I’ve become
I am my mother’s Vengeance
and I am her greatest weapon
“What would my mother say?” Really? Okay…
You obviously don’t know who you’re talking about
She would say, “You run it up, you leave no doubt.”
“You make them remember the day they fucked with, Andrew Steven Bounds.”
“With your shield, or on it, son,”
“you go in it to win it, or you won’t come out”
“Now calm down and show them what you’re about”
Thanks for reminding me what she’d wanna see
So, are we gonna kick ass or chew bubblegum?
‘Cause I’m fresh out of one…
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I am so happy you stayed interested
And of course, apology accepted
And my equal reply
In full, in kind
Now let's see if I can't make good the investment
I'm going to give this a helluva try
cause if I'm even mostly right
There's lots to do
more than me and you
and I'm a fucking Jedi Knight!
The gap after the song was indeed a dramatic pause
I wanted to be clear, plus it's some of the best advice I ever got
When he was singin'
Keep their heads ringin'
And made a phone call, like it or not
Now, A phone call to you, is a party line to me
They wouldn't have believed, and they needed to see
A tail wag to you
Hi, I'm Andrew
and it doesn't get any more real than me
And now, Experiment successful! let's say twice
the third time was to show you what it was like
Mrs. look-you-in-the-eyes-when-I-do-it
He thought He could do it
Was the fourth time because of the fight?
And you already know I am not a witch
You just can't stop scratching that itch
Stop being so bold
You know you've been told
Now watch those stumbles Mitch
And I'm not trying to take down the man
It's more like Denny's, a real Country Slam
and Brother, t'was more than little chuckle
When I got to call ya all Hat and no Buckle
It really was good to finally see your fam
So many out there that I could mention
The little Tumblers attention
And a blush
for my Comic Crush
And the White Queen up in her mansion
This isn't a joke, it's gravely important
I love to laugh, but y'alls perspective is distorted
If this is real
do you really feel
That your satisfaction is to what it should be devoted?
Please.
For the dude whose head looks like a cue
And Dave the 8-ball that was with you
"Hi guys", you heard that too right?
Yeah, you heard right that night
And, you doubting bitches, I did too
Wait, Hold up there buddy, It smells a little Musky
Now I'm pretty sure that bet was for 2 big hunks of money
dunno if it was a Mil,
or was it Bill?
But that Saturday Night Live shit was funny
'And to take out the cast'
they say the best for last 😉
Moses Supposes His Toeses Are Roses Song
'bows'
but always, always, always, make them laugh…
oh yeah, I had to look back but it made me smile
You guys were the reason that she had to lie
So, thanks for the shower, Big Willie Style…
A wonderful human piece from Dr. Jen Gunter. Go check out her blog for a treasure trove of good information, heartfelt advice, and fantastic writings.
This is from another blog, go check it out. They’re looking for contributors if you’re a writer…
http://www.unchainedjane.com/2016/05/dont-be-shithead-be-accountable.html?m=1
Coq means rooster in French. But it has been named after the name of its inventor, Thierry Coquand. It is an interactive theorem prover. It is not an automated theorem prover but includes automatic…
Source: Coq proved four colour theorem
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Although mathematics is often considered a ‘bland’ subject, (I, however, completely disagree with this!), throughout the years there have been many scandals. Here are my top 5 mathematics scandals! Alan Turing Trial Turing was on of the mathematical geniuses of the 20th century, working in the areas of cryptology and computer science. In World War […]
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