the science-y side of me not usually seen on this blog… but if you have any curiosity about light speed and black holes, or why something with mass can’t attain light speed, actually, not WHY, but the understanding we have of how attaining light speed works, then is is a truly great article
for those who follow me and mine, this is the opposite of Affluenza the bullsh*t, make-believe condition that a retiring judge let a rich kid off of murder for. So yeah senators and congressmen, racism isn’t dead, it is just cloaked in separation of classes.
very good advice from a fellow blogger
Not my usual fare, but a friend challenged me to write a parody about an impossibly repulsive woman. So in honor of my favorite parodist (?) Weird Al Yankovic… here is a parody of the Macklemore song Thrift Shop, I present, Pork Chop….
Pork Chop
I’m gonna heave and gag,
she’s lookin’ at my pockets
I-I I’m hurlin’, tryin’ not to throw up,
her face is fucking awful…
I walked in and thought,
“God what is that big blob!”
turns out it’s a girl that we call Pork Chop
the skin on her arms is so damn floppy
the other girls are like, “wow, I feel like a hottie”
her smell’s makin’ me hella weak,
headed to my workday seat
stank’s makin’ me dizzy, better get some dramamine
tryin’ to stay busy, but at lunch Pork Chop stands next to me
tears fillin’ up my eyes, wow I can hardly breath (wheeezzzeee)
Thank God there’s my friends!
coughing fit, drool and spit, she needs brushin’ and flossin’
people keep on pausin’ ’cause of the catastrophe she is causin’
smelly from her belly and the flies that keep on droppin’
I’m gonna pay money just to say I’m doin’ somethin’…. else
she smells like a piggy pile, she smells like a piggy pile
no for real, ask around, she smells like a piggy’s sty
matching jumpsuit pants and bunny slippers
Dookie smell on my jacket from her sticky fingers
I went to a fumigator, I bought out the whole store
her smell still lingered, so I went back and bought more
Hello? oh god, that face, damn, hell no!
Medusa ain’t got nothing on her face, I looked, Oh no!!
so far I’m just sick, and nobody’s turned to stone
the girls are all sayin’, “damn, she got a witch nose”
I’m gonna heave and gag,
she’s lookin’ at my pockets
I-I I’m hurlin’, tryin not to throw up,
her face is fucking awful…
as she walks down the street they’re all stoppin’
avoidin’ being too close to where she’s walkin’
I’m heavin’, I’m heavin’, my head’s over the garbage
she winked at me now my lunch is about to come up
Oh lord she has a couple buttons undone on her shirt
I think the smell is coming from under her skirt
I wonder, I wonder where that thing’s been
and if she needs a Massengill or some Depends
cottage cheese fanny needs super granny panties
takes up two beds tanning and can’t get under the rolls of blubber
even getting into XXL sweats is a lot of trouble
when she hits the club, the cover charge is double
they be like, “no ‘quake insurance tonight”
she’s like “Oh, well then, my cankles really hurt”
a weight limitation, let’s do the heavy addition
just to get her back home will require a super giant fork-lift
A covered truck so no one can smell it
and the night club won’t lose all of its business
that’s kinda mean though
but a 600 pound gremlin drivin’ people out of the club is a hella don’t
Jeez no! Insect hairs sprouting out of her moles
now she wants me as her man…
I can’t run, oh no! I can’t run, oh no!
I’m gonna heave and gag,
she’s lookin’ at my pockets
I-I I’m hurlin’, tryin’ not to throw up,
her face is fucking awful…
A hairy Jabba the Hut, it is incredible
I’m running down the road with Miss Pork Chop chasin’ slow
I’m gonna heave and gag,
she’s lookin’ at my pockets
I-I I’m hurlin’, tryin’ not to throw up,
her face is fucking awful…
please tell me she’s a joke…
Healthcare Reform. My personal take from my other blog. We are now financially invested in each other’s health. there is business opportunity here, and some less happy implications also.
It Was, Always
I know I had said I would always love you
But I can’t look at you now as I did then
but trust love is there, it just can’t show through
I love to see you smile, but ache because it’s them
Call me selfish, call me dumb, call me foolish, at least I’m not numb
I put my faith in someone, believed it was true
silly to believe that it wasn’t a dream, it was you
I’m selfish to give, dumb for love, this fool knows what’s done, can’t be undone
I am not fake when you see me smiling
I am happy, a choice I have made
but there’s a dark hope I am secretly hiding
that it will fall apart, your sweet smile unmade
Call me selfish, call me dumb, call me foolish, at least I’m not numb
I want to see it crumble, but not to cause you pain
but if I look into your eyes, I don’t want to see their name
I’m selfish to want, dumb for love, this fool knows that love shines like the Sun
I am still me, and I wish you the best
you get my smile and genuine compliments
despite myself, and love’s tattered remnants
I have what it takes to pass this test
Call me selfish, call me dumb, call me foolish, at least I’m not numb
I want to bask in your light, but won’t cause myself pain
that is why, you may have noticed, things aren’t the same
I’m selfish, I hurt, dumb for love, this fool’s heartstrings were strummed
please keep smiling, your fun and games
I used a word once, it wasn’t a play
I described a feeling, one that stays
here it is again, it is, it was, Always…
Sometimes money can equal love, when you only have money to
give. And money can solve a lot of problems…
Another recipe for everyone who takes the time to look.
I love spicy, and this recipe is spicy, just a warning:
Ingredients List:
1 chicken breast – thawed and diced 142 calories (http://www.calorieking.com/foods/calories-in-chicken-breast-without-skin-roasted_f-ZmlkPTY4MzEy.html)
2 or 3 leaves of Romaine lettuce – chopped Option: Chopped Spinach for the protein and vitamin content 14 cals (outer leaf) (spinach – 20 cals)
1 sweet pepper, chopped (I use a different color every time for variety) 30 cals
1/4 to 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms – I am on a low/no dairy diet, these are a great source of vitamin D, I like sliced baby portobellos, or criminis 20 calories(1/2 cup)
2-3 slices (1/8 inch thick) from a jalapeno – diced (lots of vitamin C!) approximately 10 calories (35g)
1 slice of an onion (I prefer purple, or red I believe they are called) 15 calories
1/4 cup grated parmesan Option: Feta instead 122 calories (1oz, a lot!) (feta: 75 calories per oz)
8-10 Beanitos Black Bean tortilla chips, any flavor will do, even regular tortilla chips, but the black bean ones have tons of protein, and much less calories 8 chips = 90 calories
calories total at this point: 443, protein value is close to 35g, carbs is about 15g, and fat is about 20g. if you go with feta, or drop the cheese altogether, you are barely above 300 cals, about 25 g of protein, same carbs, and about 10g of fat. Adding other veggies adds minimal calorie, but it will add a lot more volume.
Options: I have used diced carrots (10 cals per TBS) for a little more crunch, also chopped brussel sprouts (8 cals per sprout) (mini cabbages), edamame (42 cals per oz, but a lot of beneficial nutrients), and chopped cauliflower (7 cals per oz). Cherry tomatoes (5 cals per tomatoe) make a great addition at the end also
Spice rub: Paprika, garlic powder, yellow curry powder, sea salt, cayenne powder, ground & dried basil,nutmeg, ground lemon peel in order of volume and weight, I love the smokey flavor paprika brings, and the nutmeg gives it a unique flavor, but be light with your hand, it is potent 🙂
after patting chicken dry with a paper towel, thoroughly coat it in the rub, I use a small bowl for this. start sauteeing in some olive oil (or grapeseed, coconut oil adds a unique flavor too) approx. 100 cals per TBS
I add the remaining ingredients in this way, as I cook with gas: mushrooms and jalapeno, chopped pepper and 1/2 of onion slice
I use the chopped lettuce as a bed on top of the crushed chips, and then place the other half of the onion slice (still raw) around the greens
after a good sauteeing, add the pan contents to the top, put cheese and/or tomatoes to that and you have a 1 person meal that is filling, nutritious, and yummy!
I put the Bustelo instant coffee in for scale
a little thing I wrote for motivational purposes, I hope it makes its way to a fitness blog somewhere… preferably to the one I submitted it to 😉 there is only one person I gave permission to do what they will with it
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