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if there’s a summer meltdown, I will sally fourth
militant beat, cheers from the north
dumb enough to be relentless
crazy enough to be fearless
sometimes cold, never heartless
never been able to hide in a crowd
guess I just live out loud
no matter what occurs,
these words are for her
I will find you

I’m that person you laid eyes upon
that someone you need to go to any length
a solid shoulder to lean on
a stalwart source of strength
when your inner stuff seems gone
a love deep, and totally unfeigned
the kind you want that isn’t always hard
a velvet rock to hold so that you can rest
someone to whom you let down your guard
a safe haven for your souls’ unrest
a gentle massage to help your heart’s scars
a choice to make, and you chose the best
to know oneself is something quite deep
the quiet strength that is out of sight
the kind of courage to make a Lover’s Leap
speaking softly, with quiet might
a love indeed and a love complete
the kind of rock-solid that lasts all night
your last dance, your always and only one
a presence that gives you something to miss
sometimes away from you, but never gone
your Storybook Love, with a plot twist
me, without you, leaves something undone
so hard not to smile when you playfully resist
feels so right, it could be a love song
our first meeting was also our first kiss…

Someone said I should get dirty
so here goes nuthin’
when it comes to you it’s always love-thirty
even when you’re fussin’
And when you’re scared I’ll cuddle you hard
and hold you long time
and if in public you have to fart
I promise I’ll say it’s mine
When you’re sick and feel like puke
I will barely make fun of ya, while I make you soup
and if I’m wrong and you had to shout
I promise I’ll still take the garbage out
And when life seems bleak and oh-so-empty
whether we’re poor or living in plenty
I swear to you we’ll still cuddle hard
whether it comes hell or high water,
super-quakes or falling stars,
or if the world just gets hotter
I’ll hold your hair when you’ve been drinking
and try not to sigh when you say, “Hun, I’ve been thinking”
If I talk to someone and I see you green with envy
I promise to hold your hand, so she knows who’s with me
And if I show wrath over what you may buy
it’s just your girly girl, and my pragmatic guy
If things go well and the world is at our feet
whatever the life, I will cuddle you hard
whether or not it is pretty and sweet
You can be my Venus, just dont leave me on Mars
Heaven forbid something happened, and you broke,
I’d bathe you and feed you by spoon, no joke
and no, this doesn’t make me a pushover
it just means I’m an everyday lover
if buyin ya 5 tires on your birthday isn’t sexy
give Us a few years, I’ll show ya, if ya let me
maybe this isn’t romance a’la run-of-the-mill
I’ll look into your eyes when I cuddle you hard
even if we’re grey, and, umm, over the hill?
if lovin’ you is wrong, then I’ll go full tard
not much to give, but I’ll finish what I start
money ain’t love, but passion’s all heart
why this bleak romance, the daily inane chatter?
no time for love, talk, or things that don’t matter?
when if you were hurt and covered in sores
I’d tell ya you’re beautiful, and call them whores
If you let me, I’ll cuddle you so hard
it’s your choice, take your pick
already dealt, you got the cards
what I think is needed is a good _______ ______…

It is my understanding you have lost a Writer, and that your staff is shorthanded
So I would like to submit for the position, almost like that one fan did, ‘ahem’
I’m not one to steal your limelight, flashlight, fleshlight, or terabyte
I am, however, really good at saying “Yes!” when the time is right
I don’t want you to think I’m gay, I won’t try to lead your thoughts astray
I need a job, the bills don’t stop, where there’s a will, there’s a “way”
you got an iPad, not a Kindle, ahh, I see, a book and its cover…
like a learned politician, when you read, you like your pages bent over.
But I digress from the purpose of this letter
it is to help the people, and your wallet get… “better”
We will chant, we will cheer, while we carry you on our shoulders
I will even be excited to be named one of your holders… (I hope that’s good)
I know this is kinda public, but I wanted you to see
that I know when it’s about you, it really is about me
I wouldn’t take a shred of your American Glory
come what may, it is all your story
but if push comes to shove, and I can’t work with you
could you put in a good Word, down the hall, the short Jew?

Oh come now folks, it’s all good fun
I ain’t even close to done,
you should know a smokescreen hun
I know the map, I see the treasure
a lil more proof? OK, a pleasure
I didnt realize you were such a noob
when I said I’d shoot your boob
though you were well guarded
I didn’t know they were such big targets!
now I get why Joker makes faces,
he was hidin’ those pocket aces
but now for real, it’s an election year
real Black Ops goin’ on amidst some big fear
Some chicks are real good gettin’ lead down
Bullseye in that cool Bayou town
But talkin’ color on my friend Riley Ur Black
gets you kicked off the team like a heart attack
in the end ain’t much that’s funner
than bein’ a real chopper gunner
and in the news, we got real predator missiles
I’m kickin’ back with a smile and a whistle
and hopefully soon try some of that pulled pork BBQ
I hear if you’re in the South and dont try it your a fool
got a quiet CZ and a good tac knife
gotta play like you have just 1 life
I’m not the kind to say it’s not my job
sorta like a rich girl goin’ out to shop?
when it came time, I said I was the one, but…
oh off the team? ain’t over and done
came back, kicked ass, just for fun
in the end, in General, well I’ll be a son of a gun…

don’t walk behind me, I need you by my side
don’t walk in front of me, it’s a distraction I can’t hide
just walk beside me, your hand in mine
whisper in my ear, so I can whisper back the line
walk right next to me, like equals usually do
I can’t realize the full extent of Me, without You

this isn’t going into notes
it might disappear in the masses
this is for you Lovergirl
the distraction? well, your ass is 😉